ThreeSidedOrchid








				.Fanfiction. I told you there would be more warnings, so here they are. I read and write slash/yaoi fanfiction -- that means men doing beautiful, naughty, often triple-x rated things to each other. Stories I recommend, and some which I write may include things like: underaged sex, bestiality (In all instances of this one character is a human in animal form and therfore consent can be given), Non-consensual, and BDSM. If one of all of these things is not your kink I suggest you read the warnings carefully and avoid those that will bother you. Any fic of mine will have all warnings clearly stated at the top, if not in the description before the link. I cannot be held responsible for any lack of warning on the fics I recommend, however. Do not flame me, or complain to me if you fail to heed this warning -- If you cannot understand what I've said here, or are uncertain what I'm talking about, I suggest you leave now and go to another site for your fanfiction. If you are underaged in your area, or for whatever other reason would get in trouble with your parents or the law for reading the material presented here, do us both a favor and Don't Read It. Otherwise, enjoy! .My Stories. The Hierophant NC-17 - Snape/Lucius/Voldemort. Hp_tarot fest entry for the hierophant card. Young Severus finding his path in the world. The Distance of Skin NC-17 - Snape/Lupin. Slashfest response to the request "Snape/Remus: Lupin wants Sirius, Snape wants what Sirius had" PWP, Snape remembering the drastic measures he took to get closer to Lupin. Not a Shiny-happy ending. 1:1 R (to be safe) - Snape/Harry. My Team_Romance contribution to the Snarry_Games. My prompt was "Dollhouse". We won gold! does the dance of joy. Post-war loneliness bring Snape and Harry together. I've really no idea hot to summarize it - sad, since I wrote it. Understanding NC-17 - Snape/Harry. Established relationship. Essentially PWP, though it's intended to be a portrait of their relationship. BDSM - more in intention than action (expect control, not chains). I'm working on a prequel that explains how the established relationship came about, but 'Understanding' stands on its own. Alternative title suggestions are welcome as I truly dislike it's current title. Undeniable NC-17 - Remus/Sirius Ficlet inspired by the 15 minute ficlets word 'Undeniable'. On the surface it's all smut. This is actually part one of three interconnected ficlets. Part three is complete (Beneath Silence), part two is not. That said, there is absolutely no reason this one can't be read and (hopefully) enjoyed on its own (or I wouldn't post it). Beneath Silence NC-17 - Remus/Sirius Ficlet. Post-Azkaban, a portrait of Sirius. Part three of three interconnected ficlets. Part two is still in progress, but I felt it was okay to post this one anyway b/c it stands on it's own, too. Severus NC-17 - Snape/Harry Song parody. This isn't a fic, or a song-fic, just a parody of the song 'Silver Bells' about Harry and Snape. It was written for an online 'zine contest, though I never heard what happend with the 'zine or the contest. Untitled - Gattaca NC-17 - Vincent/Jerome Short fic, created for round two of the Slashfest. Vincent remembering. Various Drabbles Various ratings, pairings, etc. Just a page to collect my drabbles on, so expect anything and everything. .Others. Those stories I love whose authors have kindly allowed me to host their works. A Survey of Contemporary Muggle Habits, by Arthur Weasley PG - By Bironic. A response to Fiction Alley's Back to School/Witching Hour Contest: "write up to 5000 words from a paper, essay or answer to an O.W.L. or N.E.W.T. question from the perspective of any character in the HP books." No Title PG-13 - By Bironic. Not Fanfiction (I just don't have a non-fanfiction fiction page yet) An original stoy - a summary I came up with wouldn't do it justice. I'll put it this way: I house it here b/c I think it's a wonderfull short story. If you love slash it's worth reading. It's doubly so if you love slash and were/are and english major. They're english professors in it. .Recommendations. Hmm.. I was trying to keep my recommendations to a minimum and still the list got somewhat lengthy. Ah well. If you've managed to find my site without reading any of the following, I strongly recommend you give them a shot. These are the favorites of my favorites. Some may require passwords to access - they're easy enough to get, and generally only involve an email confirmation that you're of age and understand what you're about to read. .Snape/Harry. So Lonely Without Me by calligraphy, a beautiful, sweet Snape/Harry fic. Snape and Harry are locked in a single room (plus bathroom) for an extended period of time. It's simple, and clean, despite the complex way in which she reveals her characters' psychologies through action and word, rather than narration. A must read for slash fans of excellent writing. Parseltongue-tied By DementorDelta, Don't be discouraged by the semi-bestiality element - this Snape/Harry fic is perfect if you're in the mood for something light, fluffy, and just a bit erotic. There's a touch of angst, but nothing severe. The Scent of Pines By Kira-nerys, A Snape/Harry BDSM PWP that's... just plain hot. Harry's first experience, I believe he may be officially underaged in the fic, but it's easy enough to ignore that element and pretend he's just old enough... A Nick in Time & Growing Pains By Tira Nog, The fic that made me give all de-aged character fics a chance. Snape and Harry are children again, and they become friends. Coupled with it's sequel, Growing Pains, a Nick in Time goes from sweet/cute to angsty, to romantic/erotic. It's got all the bases covered and it's well done. Something to Write on & Quill and Ink By Cybele, BDSM themed, another set that's just plain hot. *PSA is temporarily down, and so these links don't work for now. I'm sure they can be found elsewhere though. Bottoms Up By Aucta Sinistra. I realized, while reccing some ss/hp fic to a new reader, that I've probably re-read this fic more than any others. It's very light and sweet, and I wish I could put into words why I love it so. The link takes you to the author's page, and it's linked from there. All of Aucta Sinistra's works are good, so it's worth visiting the other links too. .Draco/Harry. Dark Side of Light By Maya, Be Warned - This fic will Rip Your Heart Out. Then it will drop it on the floor and stomp on it, toss it into a vat of acid, and if anything's left it will garnish it with a sprig of parsley and have it for an afternoon snack. Draco's locked up, Harry is too but not in the same way. I'd love to say more, but I would give too much away. Exquisitely written. High squick warning. Welcome to the Real World By IAmtheLizardQueen, Once you've had your heart torn out by Dark Side of Light, get it repaired by this very sweet and well done fic. Draco finds himself sharing an apartment with Harry in the muggle world. It's scary, and new, and a good thing he has Harry to help him through it all. .Remus/Sirius. The Shoebox Project The Only Work In Progress I will recommend. This isn't a fanfic, it's a novel whose characters happen to share the same names as Rowling's Marauders. The author's voice is strong and unique, the characters so realistically fleshed out you can practically touch them, and Lady Jaida keeps us on the fine edge of UST. .Other. Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat? By Maya, There are only two Het fics I've read thus far that I will recommend and this is one of them. It's Draco/Hermione, but really the romance is secondary. The whole point is to enjoy the vastly entertaining version of Draco that she's written as he struggles to free himself from his Rat-shaped affliction. Also readable at the author's site here. The Fire and the Rose By Abby & Domina, Snape/Hermione, NC-17. It's a cliche body-switching plot but, frankly, I don't see anything wrong with a plot device like that when it's in a universe where it's theoretically plausible. As long as it, like this one, is done well, be as cliche as you want. Abby and Domina build the story slowly (it's forty chapters, so be set for a long read) and it's (in my humble opinion) realistic/in character for such a situation. Don't really know what more to say - give it a shot. I'm not a Hermione fan at all and I very much enjoyed this story. There's a continuation, but I can't speak for it as I haven't read it.