.Severus.
Author: ThreeSidedOrchid
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A rewrite of of the Christmas song "Silver Bells." Was created for an online 'zine contest, though I never heard what happend with the 'zine.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe and its characters belong to JKR and Warner Brothers, not me. I'm not making any money off of this - it is done soley for love of the characters and fun.
(sung to the tune of Silver Bells)
Severus, Severus,
is getting off with young Harry.
Bickering, and buggering,
My what an obscene display!
On the desk-top, messy desk-top,
fucked in every style,
and he'll swear
it's entirely loveless.
Never flagging,
Coital coupling
Meeting thrust after thrust
And from ev'ry loud gossip you'll hear;
Severus, Severus,
is getting off with young Harry.
Needling, and Bickering,
It's only their way of foreplay.
Oh the cockfights,
How they excite!
Despite a lack of hygiene
They'll soak up the hours of pleasure.
Hear him sneering
How endearing
This is Sev in denial,
For we all know it must be
true love.
Severus, Severus,
is getting off with young Harry.
Bickering, and buggering,
My what an obscene display!
Severus, Severus,
is getting off with young Harry.
Needling, and Bickering,
It's only their way of foreplay.
End.
